Would you dare to date a real estate agent?(hot one)

Just to imagine...while other women scroll through Instagram, I spend my evenings walking around empty apartments, arguing with keys that never want to fit in the lock, and negotiating with clients who are “just looking” but secretly want to move in tomorrow.

Yes, I’m a real estate agent and not the boring kind who only talks about square meters and ceiling height. I know all the city’s hidden rooftops with the best sunsets, I’ve been in penthouses where chandeliers cost more than a small car, and I can tell you which house is haunted just by the way the door creaks.

But here’s the twist: dating me might not be easy;) I will check how you close doors (because I’ve seen everything). I’ll ask you if your “dream house” has room for love, not just a sofa. And yes, I might secretly judge your taste in curtains (but only with love).

So, would you dare to date a hot real estate agent who could sell you not just a house… but also the idea of home with me in it?
Or are you afraid I’ll put a “SOLD” sign on your heart?