Be careful, this profile is addictive.

"Actually, this text was supposed to start with how much I love good coffee, moonlit walks, and sincerity. But let's be honest: that's not why you're here.

Last Tuesday, I committed the perfect crime. I walked into a bookstore, opened the most expensive cookbook, memorized the recipe for Peking duck, winked at the cashier, and left without paying for this gastronomic secret. That same evening, the duck was cooked, but... eaten in magnificent solitude. And it was at that moment that I realized I desperately needed an accomplice.


She won't be afraid to spontaneously go out of town because "there's a beautiful sunset and chebureki."

I'm prepared for our conversations to range from quantum physics to why cats are actually liquid.

An important disclaimer: I can be difficult because I laugh too loudly at my own jokes and sincerely believe the best music is old rock or vinyl jazz.


If you're looking for boring, "tell me about yourself" dates, keep scrolling. But if you're ready to start a conversation by answering the question, "Where would we hide the body if we accidentally won a billion?", the "Message" button is right there.

P.S. The duck was delicious. Next time, I'll cook it for you.