NEVER...)))

One morning, although I did not know the area, I decided to take a boat ride. I buried a little, tired, dropped anchor and began to read.
Soon, on a motor boat, a fish inspector approaches me:
- Good morning, citizen. What are you doing here?
“I read,” she replies, “is it not visible?”
“But you can't fish here.”
- So I don’t catch ... You see.
- Well yes! However, you have everything you need for this!
I have to fine you.
“If you do, I will file a rape statement against you,” I replied indignantly.
“But I didn’t even touch you!”
- Well yes! But you have everything you need for this!

NEVER argue with well-read women!)))