How about fighting in the bedroom? No one with me has reached the final round yet

A kind, sympathetic, gentle girl, she loves to cook and is always the first to come running to help ... As you understand, this is about me. There was a case that I had to beat hooligans - 3 hooligans took my bag and wanted to steal valuables, but no one told them that I was the Master of Sports of the International Kickboxing class (that's what my father used to call me as a child). One got hit on the head, the second went to the hospital, and with 3 I was helped by an indifferent passer-by) Why am I telling all this? The record in my amateur career is 44-12. These are just numbers, this is my achievement, but now I'm looking for my bully, my own bully and I don't want to fight him, I want to cook for him, I want to love and be loved ... What else can I say? Not a single contender has managed to win the Grand Prix in my bedroom! Try you !?