International women's day jokes ))))

Special day ? Who told that this day is special ? Hm.... I mean the International women's day . Oh yes ! it is considered special for us - ladies ))) why not ? ) It is the day when in our country men remind that they have sisters and mothers and their second halves ))) Of course it is not so good to remember about ladies only on this holiday. But i want to write some funny thoughtforms connected with this holiday in my country. They are:
On the 8th of March each man can tell "It is not MY day".
The 8th of March is not only the holiday of all women but also the holiday of the flower sellers.
The 8th of March is the only day when the lady agrees with everything that was told to her.
The 8th of March takes away ladies brains and men's money ))))
The main task of the lady during the 8th of March is to be better and more beautiful than a a bunch of flowers that was presented to her.
If you know more interesting thoughtforms connected with this spring holiday - write in your post or write a letter to me.
Yours Tania)