Pastor and organist ;)

Church organist Beatrice traded the 9th dozen and was never married. Everyone admired her kindness and responsiveness. Once a shepherd came to her to discuss a festive mass and she invited him to the living room. Beatrice asked the pastor to sit down and wait for her to make tea.
Looking at her old Hammond organ, he suddenly noticed a nice container of water on the lacquer cover of the instrument, in which a condom was floating brazenly. When Beatrice returned with a tray where tea was smoking and cookies were fragrant, they talked.
The pastor tried to hide his curiosity, but could not stand it. Miss Beatrice, ”he said, pointing to the vessel,“ could you tell me about this subject? ”“You noticed too!” - the organist admired. “Isn't he beautiful?”
Last August, I walked through the park and found this little bag in the grass. The instruction read: place it on an organ, keep it moist and this will prevent the spread of a possible disease.
“You know, I haven't had the flu all winter!”